People of Tumblr today.

This should be in offices everywhere. #changethisface

Where’s the “Guys Just Wanna Stay Schemin” mash-up? (H/T Sam Biddle)

Played around with the nifty service If This Then That today. It essentially allows you to create awesome apps by connecting a channel trigger (when you send a tweet…) with an action (send me an email..).

Here are my first two creations:

• All I Do Is Win Hornets Jackets - Every time a Charlotte Hornets Starter Jacket is uploaded to Craigslist, the song “All I Do Is Win” plays from your SoundCloud account.
• Every Day My Twitter Pic Is Hustling - Every time Rick Ross uploads a picture to his Instagram account, that picture becomes your Twitter profile bio picture.

You’re welcome, world.    

Nerding out at work today a little bit. I now have tumbled a vine of someone Instagraming someone tweeting about a Facebook status. #metaoverload

Which is the bigger “oh shit, that is the same guy!!” moment? Realizing Gus from “Breaking Bad” is the guy who got his sneakers scuffed up in “Do The Right Thing” or that Saul from “Homeland” is the “you killed my father, prepare to die..” guy from “Princess Bride”? Both blew my mind.  

Classic album covers drawn by folks via MS Paint. Love. Via EgoTrip. 

The one and only Killa Cam’s new single and upcoming visit to First Ave had me thinking today.. remember that time Cam’ron, Mase and Big L were all in the same group (Children Of The Corn)?! That’s nuts. The recent sports comparisons that come to mind are Amare/Nash/Johnson of the “7 Seconds Or Less” Suns and, to a lesser extent, Hudson/Mulder/Zito from the “Moneyball” A’s. Other young trios that split up?       

What does all this stuff have in common? They are things I’d rather spend my hard-earned $2.99 on each month instead of following Chris Brown on the new social network Pheed.        

Minivans are so hot right now. 

Don’t scuff my USB keychain bro. HT @mdotbrown.

Work.

Of course DeShawn Stevenson has an ATM machine in his kitchen. How practical? 

Squeeze Its have not been sold in 11 years. C’mon! Here are 47 other stats/pics people born in the mid-eighties will enjoy/be baffled by.   

Originally posted on the Idea Peepshow:

By now you know. Yeah, “The Avengers” comes out today. The bigness of this movie can’t really be overstated. I mean, it cost like a trillion dollars to make. So, to celebrate this momentous occasion, I wanted to individually acknowledge the awesomeness of each superhero in a superhero kind of way.

What if instead of Robert Downey Jr. and that one really good looking actor whose name I don’t know (you know the one, don’t lie), these characters were all played by modern-day athletes? That’ll be fun.

So, without further ado, here are the athletes I would choose to play “The Avengers,” based on their superpowers.

Iron Man: Got to start with Tony Stark. Who is undeniably talented, filthy rich, globally famous, WEARS RED when he goes to battle and sometimes lets his playboy antics interfere with his superhero duties? Duh, Tiger Woods. Moving right along.

Nick Fury: I’m giving this role to Jamie Moyer. I know, Bill Belichick feels like a natural fit given that he is indeed a master spy like Fury. But I’m giving this one to Moyer based on “Infinity Formula” – the special medication Fury took that halted his aging and allows him to be powerful despite being super old. The man is 49 years old and just pitched seven scoreless innings for crying out loud!

Captain America: A patriotic superhero who protects America before all else and has the greatest physical attributes a human can possibly have. Got to go with an Olympian here. And who better than Michael Phelps. He gets an added bonus for all those medals looking a lot like a pretty indestructible-looking shield.

The Incredible Hulk: Kevin Garnett. No doubt. For one, he plays for the Celtics, so he’s green. And I don’t think there’s another athlete whose anger can be so damn palpable. You know the look, Wolves fans. Yeah, you could say he turns into a somewhat of a monster when enraged or excited.

See the rest on the Fast Horse blog here.